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Respect the stripes. The “Man. Myth. Mower.” Leatherette Patch is made for the Saturday savages who edge their lawn like a battlefield and sharpen their blades like ritual.
Laser-engraved with a retro push mower and the title "GRASS ASSASSIN," this patch throws down suburban dominance with zero apologies. Perfect for EDC bags, garage jackets, yard work gear, or your favorite mowing hat.
Quality Leatherette Material – Weather-resistant and durable
Velcro® Style Hook or Heat Activated Backing – Built to fit duty bags, vests, packs, or caps
Laser-Engraved Design – Clean-cut lines with killer dad vibes
Built for Lawn Enthusiasts, Yard Gear, Aprons & More
