• Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — UV Color
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — in use
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — in use
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — in use
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — in use
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — in use
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — in use
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — size guide
  • Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch — Velcro® Style Hook
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Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch

Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch

Color: UV Color
Backing Type
Ships in 1–3 business days In-house production · Las Vegas, NV
$6.99 flat-rate shipping Free shipping $50+ after discounts
$12.99 USD
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A retro blister-pack parody reading “Common Sense Sold Separately.” The card shows a grinning pitchman pointing at an empty product cavity with a bold “OUT OF STOCK” stamp across it. Callouts read “Most people don’t have it. You can’t buy it!”, “Rare. Valuable. Essential. Out of Stock.”, a warning box listing side effects like thinking, logic, accountability, and self-awareness, plus notes like “Adulting not included” and “Everyone wants it. Nobody has it.” The mood is sarcastic and retail-satire.

Features

  • Tough enough to live on a jacket, pack, or range bag.
  • Clean, bold design that reads fast at a glance.
  • Flexible face that wipes clean after hard use.
  • Stays put on loop panels during daily wear.
  • Velcro® style hook or heat-activated backing available.

Size

2.74" x 3.25"

Perfect For

  • Calling out nonsense at work, the range, or the gym.
  • EDC packs, plate carriers, hats, and jacket sleeves.
  • Gifts for teammates who get the joke.
  • Bundle with other sarcasm and warning-label patches.
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